.one too many.

bad news first.

the front cover of The Daily Mail warns

“you are fatter than you think!”

no doubt,

i was shaken to the core.

but yes, there was good news…

today’s horoscope was all hopes and affirmations..

and i quote…

Gemini:

The bottom line is that that you are the brightest star in the sky right now

and the person by your side is the luckiest person on the planet.

Your creative energy and emotions will be enhanced, but with insecurity.

It will be possible to follow your dreams if you have trust.

you’re also the best photographer i know.

(i may have added that last bit)

in unrelated news,

this is what i look like in a video game.

canny.