.one too many.

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ladies and gents,

i’m proud to announce the completion of my new film.

it’s titled

“Don’t Mess with Sharif.”

hopefully it’ll make some of you forget my first film.

(that was actually a subliminal plug for my first film.  watch it!!)

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anyways,

it’s a tale of tribal honour, revenge and sacrifice in the name of tribal honour, revenge and sacrifice.

it’s also a love story.

and a musical.

it has fistfights,

fake moustaches,

AKs,

TNTs,

midget comedians,

twirly moustaches,

villians,

pimps,

and

a grip of fatjigglingdancing ladies…

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now,

i feel the urge to warn you,

it cost about $240 to produce.

it’s 4 hours long and was shot on a betacam from 1984.

and it’s in pushto.

and the Taliban have threatened to kill anyone who goes to the DVD shop in Peshawar to buy it.

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that might limit your interest/access

but

personally

i think it’s worth the trip.

as a motivator

i’ve attached some set photos from the production.

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if you think i’m funny and you like me,

continue down.

if you enjoy learning about things and think i need to get serious,

go here.

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the P is for Producktor.