.one too many.

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the boy did it.

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he got shot at just like he had always wanted.

the taliban pointed their guns at him and tried to end him.

but they missed.

so now he’s famous.

well done fergs.

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where do you keep your automatic machine gun??

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right now hbo pakistan is playing a mighty heart.

wonderful film

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just in case you had your doubts,

imeanbusiness

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the feeling i have at this moment is a mix of total humiliation and reckless pride

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o.m.g.

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10 nails,

twenty 2by4s,

and

2 pieces of heavyduty cardboard

= 1 product.

3 rocks,

1 newspaper,

and a handful of change

= 1 office

2 employees

= 1 man collects the tolls and 1 man entertains the man collecting the tolls.

and

2 radioactiveneon colored babychickens

= 1 stellar marketing strategy.

it may sound like a 3rd world science experiment but really,

it’s my new business.

the company name is

“dirtywater dirtybridge inc.”

we specialize in small, possibly dangerous bridges in obscure, possibly dangerous locations.

its a niche market.

for more info,

check our website.

www.dirtydirtyinc.com

and if you live in a poor dangerous country with an uncrossable body of water,

think of us.

dirtdirt.

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ponzy.

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