Archive for May 2009
kashmiri applesauce.
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delhi is 105º and landlocked
srinagar is 75º and i live on a houseboat surrounded by mountains.
what would you have done??
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do neon green chicks ever really get old??
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vector victor.
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i didn’t even know they used pictures.
i hope i get one of those stiple-hedcut drawings of my face.
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vroom vroom.
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first find a chair made entirely of wood and metal.
then put it directly on top of the oldest diesel generator you can find.
then put it out in the sun in the middle of the hottest day of summer.
then place two of the cheapest speakers you can find behind each of your ears.
then eat a sloppy joe sandwich with chili cheese fries.
then guzzle a pint of vodka.
then put on your least favorite type of music as loud as possible.
then spin in a circle until you almost collapse.
then wrap yourself in a burlap sack.
then invite over two of your most obnoxious friends and tell them to blow cigarette smoke in your face.
then eat a hot chili.
then turn the generator on.
then sit in your chair.
and then stay there on and off for the next 5 days.
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that’s what it feels like riding in a long distance truck in India.
hope you got a strong stomach.
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did you miss me??
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this has been my job for the last two weeks.
what was your job the last 2 weeks??
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from pakistan to alpharetta,
canepari does it better
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