Archive for June 2009
pupuplatter.
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i ask,
“hey hotel desk lady at motel 6,
is there anywhere around here you recommend eating?”
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she answers,
“ohhweee.
sweetheart, there sure is…
it’s prime rib night at lincoln lounge!”
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pickled herringbone, egg/onion salad, pasta salad, canned peaches, pepporcinis, chocolate pudding
and my all time personal favorite,
pistachio fluff with pineapple.
and that was just the salad bar.
bon appetite.
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america!
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anotherzackattackfrompak.
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i had a dream my blog was trying to eat me.
i was kicking and screaming and it got a hold of my shoe.
my legs were in it’s mouth when i woke up.
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is it unusual to physically fear a blog??
it feels ludicrous but even as a write this i feel uneasy.
i don’t fear other peoples blogs.
just mine.
if it were all blogs then maybe it would make sense.
like blogophobia.
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even better would be a movie about a blog that is killing people.
like the VHS in the Ring.
or the cellphone that kills people in Sarah Marshall.
it’s gold and i know you would see it.
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boo.
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btw.
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the pleasure is mine
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excuses.
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i’m a shit blogger.
hang.
tight.
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money power respect.
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the cover of PDN’s photo annual looks like this.
the photographer who shot it looks like this.
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congrats to Sumit.
don’t let it go to your head…
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kashmiri applepie
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you want to make fun of them but you can’t.
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kashmiri crabapple
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i haven’t got the slightest.
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kashmiri applejuice
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i won’t lie.
it is better here than there.
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